Monday, July 26, 2010

Craigslist Missed Connection #3

Long Hair dude riding on store scooter at dinner time - 40 (Sam's Club East Brunswick)

I believe you were there with you son and mom
(older gal on another store scooter)
I was there just to pickup a prescription with my young son. We stopped to pickup a slice of pizza and sodas.
We glanced at each other for a few moments but we both looked away.
You reminded me a lot of James Hetfield from Metallica

I thought you were very hot! Tats and all.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Craigslist Missed Connection #2

East Brunswick Wendy's - m4w - 40

Last night went to Wendys saw you in line grey tank top with the smallest flimiest purple shorts and dirty blonde curly hair and flip flops

God did you ever get my blood flowing - did you wear that outfit to attract attention? Regardless you sure had mine
Would love to get together and enjoy a hot time together
Respond to me and to confirm it's you describe your pocketbook
If it's you definitely would love to have some fun

Craigslist Missed Connection #1

Nelson's Corner - m4w

Yesterday at around 6:30pm I was on my way home from the gym and was passing through the shopping center there.
You were a really cute blond I would guess in your 30's picking up Italian food.
I let you cross the road. You were simply beautiful in your high heals and work outfit.
My heart literally stopped when I saw you. Took my breath away.
After you crossed you thanked me and I wanted to say something but just didn't want to be one of "those guys".
I passed by you walking to your car and you didn't leave my mind since.

Confused in Bridgewater.